I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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