That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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