we have officially lost it.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
the raccoons are back...
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