He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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