Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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