Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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