it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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