I'm gonna have a badass scar
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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