do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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