why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
My dick has a subreddit
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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