Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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