My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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