Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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