yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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