Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
