The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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