i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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