He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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