I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I have fence marks all over my body
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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