butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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