Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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