Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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