dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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