one might say we're banned from that church
I forgot how hot balto sounded
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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