We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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