And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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