you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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