I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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