If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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