The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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