Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Just pee around me
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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