that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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