were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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