i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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