doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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