Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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