i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm sobbing to NWA
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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