Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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