Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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