what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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