We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Never underestimate the power of titties
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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