So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
More tranny stories later!
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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