so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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