She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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