Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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