ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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