If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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