Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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