Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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