You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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