What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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