I must be too annoying 4 u.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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