if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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