How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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