Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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