Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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