Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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