she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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