VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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