I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize