East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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