Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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